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The fence and immediate area is 'administered' by McGlashan Properties, who have an office directly accross Marylebone Lane from the fence. It is they who remove things I put on the fence.

McGlashans Property Services (Alan McGlashan)
43 Marylebone Lane
London
W1M 5FN
Telephone: 0207-486-6711
Fax: 0207-935-0139

Howard De Walden Estates also have a couple of offices nearby. The head office being:

Howard de Walden Estates Limited
23 Queen Anne Street
London
W1M 0DL
Telephone: 0207-580-3163
Fax: 0207-436-8152


Your Fencemaster is attempting to remain annonymous to avoid any possible repercussions due to being a general nusiance to one of London's richest landowners. However, I am totally contactable via the magic of e-mail: fencemaster@whatshouldiputonthefence.com

I also have an Yahoo! Messenger account and you can message me instantly by clicking the link at the bottom of every page and following the instructions from Yahoo! You know you can trust Yahoo! The link looks like this:

Is that OK? I hope so.


Pictures:

Here are some larger images downloadable as .tifs, which are pretty much publication ready (you can change the resolution to 300dpi in PhotoShop, if you want).

My bike on the fence on a pre-notice day. That darn sign. Balloons and ironing board on the fence. Another fence view. The fence postcard.
Another large fence pic. That darn fence. Where's lucky? The yellow pan. The yellow pan and the lion.
       
Action Man        

Click on any image to open a large one.

Then with an Apple Mac, hold down your mouse button and select Download image to disk. Or with a PC, right-click on the image and select Save as. Some are very large, so be patient.

For publication they will need converting to 300DPI and saving as .tifs.
Go on, give the Fencemaster a picture credit, that's all I ask.


Can we have a picture of the Fencemaster?

No.


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That darn fence
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Fence Diary

*THATCHER*
Great news
10-June-2002

On yer bike
08-May-2002
Fencemaster
25-March-2002
Faux Pas
18-February-2002
Insolvent
31-January-2002
Jehovah
24-January-2002
Grrrr
22-January-2002
This is the year
14-January-2002
Bike
06-December-2001
*WITNESS*
Amish
29-November-2001
POINTLESS GAME!
29-November-2001
Shoes - YES shoes
01-November-2001
Tiger - Grrrrrr
30-October-2001
No Sign
15-October-2001
Terrible
05-October-2001
Deer
27-September-2001
*GOD HELP US*
Bank
26-September-2001
Toast
24-September-2001
Chopper
17-September-2001
Friday
14-September-2001
Westminstar
07-September-2001
*PET DEATH*
Poor Henry
03-September-2001
Spiderman
30-August-2001
Imagine
28-August-2001
Weymouth
13-August-2001
Madonna
09-August-2001
*CALAMARI*
Tapas
08-August-2001
Girls, girls, girls
07-August-2001
*TERRIBLE WAR*
Erich Maria Remarque
03-August-2001
Lamppost
03-August-2001
Reginald Perrin
19-July-2001
*POP STAR*
Sting

17-July-2001
Where's my dog?
12-July-2001
*DANGEROUS*
The Fruit Room
06-July-2001
Caught
06-July-2001
Where's my bike?
25-June-2001
Stolen
22-June-2001
Landlord ups the ante
19-June-2001
Iron Maiden
15-June-2001
*IT BEGAN HERE*
Wife worries about fence obsession
04-May-2001