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Tuesday 11 September - Crazy shoe fence

New Zealand
An inspiration to us all. This fence-based art installation is over 30 years old and still going strong.


Look at this kick-ass fence. The shoe collection began more than 30 years ago when station owner (I think that's something to do with sheep) Alistair Munro's father Sonny found an old boot on the side of the road and placed it on top of a fence post. Other items of footwear began to appear, and now thousands are stretched out over a long area, most appearing in the past two years. Check out the full story. Meanwhile, here's a quote from a New Zealand newspaper that sounds familiar:

'The fence says something about the people who live here, reflecting humour, ruggedness and a carefree manner. It is also unusual enough to stop tourists in their tracks, and the fence has even started to appear on some itineraries. '

Fencemaster says: Wayne (our lovely cousin in New Zealand) is this anything to do with you? Also, mr_shoe_uk who messages me most enthusiastically about putting shoes on the fence, this is for you.


On the fence: Years ago Off the fence: They're trying to move it
Removed by
: Transit New Zealand
Appearances on the fence
: 1000's of shoes
Current status
: Still there at the moment


Monday 20 August - Where's that fence?

The City of Cambridge
This is a sort-of unintentional 'natural' fence installation, like driftwood, but equally valuable just the same.


In the words of Mike Harbour who sent me this fine picture (checkout the larger one):

'Every morning I cycle to the Cambridge Bus Station along the river and just recently I noticed a bike that has appeared which obviously has been dredged up from the riverbed, where presumably it has lived for many years judging by the accumulated extras. Some kind soul, instead of depositing it at the local municipal, has thoughtfully left it on the fence. Perhaps they thought that the original owner would appreciate having it back, and that the original owner might make frequent commemorative visits back to the place of their loss...'

Your Fencemaster thinks it has a definite ghostly appearance, and is sure it just manifested itself on to the fence and wasn't dredged at all. If any one passes it and it's still there, I suggest a sturdy lock to ensure it's fence-side integrity for a while longer.


On the fence: 04-July-2001 Off the fence: Maybe it'll stay there forever
Removed by
: A ghostly presence
Appearances on the fence
: 1
Current status
: Still there, I hope


Thursday 5 July - Where's that fence?

The City of Bath
Don't think your Fencemaster is offering any kind of incitement to people throughout this country and others to launch fence-based art installations of their own. But if anyone does, I'll endeavor to display them. Behold, here's the first one.

This was a joint effort by a young lady and her other half, who wish to remain anonymous. I have an edge-of-seat account of their struggle to get these items (a rusty wok and a potato masher) on the fence and it involves late night cruising round Bath and evading of security guards.

There's a genuine fence issue behind it as the person in questions was stopped from attaching their bike to this fence last year. I am waiting to hear if I can feature full details of the heart-rending story, with names changed to protect the innocent -or guilty - however you look at it. Either way, it's an exciting story that involves lurking, so I think you should be told
.

On the fence: 04-July-2001 Off the fence:
Removed by
:
Appearances on the fence
: 1
Current status
: Still there, I hope

Tell me about your fence. Go on, you know you want too.

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