He would have loved it

I can imagine the handyman's little sawing arm going like the clappers at the thought of a decent cup of tea. It was all ready - the tea bags in the pot, sugar and tea spoon in the cup. But no - his bosses have denied him the chance.

They (the landlord's staff) were 'staking out' the fence this morning, but were positioned so they couldn't actually see it. That sounds unlikely, but have you checked their web site?

I am sure they must know who is doing it and can't think why they haven't confronted me yet.

I imagine they will when they see what's on the fence next week.
Er, watch this fence.


Tracey Emin eat your bed

Damien Hirst eat your cow

 

 

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