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| The amazing history of the bicycle |
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Iron
Maiden - We won't burn a hole in your pocket
(On a shop near where I live - they
do ironing)
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You
know where this will be the next time
you see it?
Right! Fence-side.
Someone in my building spotted it
outside a swanky furniture shop in
Marylebone Lane.
The proprietor saw me eyeing it up
and said 'you can have it, but what
do you want it for?'
I
was caught off guard and was a bit
evasive, so he said 'alright, that's
£5 then'.
'Oh, well, I want to lock it to a
fence round the corner, it's a private...'
He stopped me; 'I don't wanna know'
he said, sensing subterfuge. 'Take
it.'
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It's
now got £16 worth (more valuable
than the ironing board ever was) of
locks fitted.
However, ironing boards were not made
with security in mind and I fear it's
somewhat flimsey. We shall have to see.
I'll
give it at least three days on the fence.
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board goes live |
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And
the balloons too! Thank you Mrs Fencemaster
for that touch of cheer. There were
more, but the baby Fencemaster had formed
a relationship with one, and I had grown
attached to a few others.
Lock
it or lose it
I had to lock the ironing board securely,
like I do my bike, to prevent theft
(below).
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| When
I used to lock my bike to this fence I
would unlock it at 6ish and take it
home. Goodness, I hope I remember
the ironing board tonight... |
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| Fence Diary |
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*WITNESS*
Amish
29-November-2001
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*GOD
HELP US*
Bank
26-September-2001
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*CALAMARI*
Tapas
08-August-2001
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*POP
STAR*
Sting
17-July-2001
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