Private
joke 1
Man: 'Doctor, I've got six willies.'
Doctor: 'That's a load of bollocks.'
Private
joke 2
Same man later in the week: 'Doctor, I
can't say the letters F, T, or H.'
Doctor: 'Well, you can't say fairer
than that.'
Private
joke 3
Man: 'Doc, I can't stop singing
the green green grass of home.'
Doctor: 'That sounds like Tom Jones
syndrome.'
Man: 'Is it common? '
Doctor: 'It's not unusual.'
Private
joke 4
'So I rang up my local swimming baths.
I said 'Is that the local
swimming baths?'
He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'"
Private
joke 5
I had a ploughman's lunch the other day.
He wasn't very happy.
Private
joke 6
'So I rang up a local building firm, I
said 'I want a skip outside my house.'
He said 'I'm not stopping you.'
Private
joke 7
I slept like a log last night. I woke
up in a fireplace
(Tommy
Cooper 1922
- 1984)
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