Questions and Answers
What's wrong with you?
Why are you locking various things to a fence?
Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time. But do check out the full story if you haven't already.
But surely you are just being an annoying nuisance...
Whoever put the sign up is being a nuisance. I am just trying to get to work, which is hard in London, and keep an eye on my bike.
Have you tried to contact the landlord and discuss it?
Yes, right away and in writing, unsuccessfully.
Where do you lock your bike now?
Somewhere else.
You are just locking things to the fence to attract attention to yourself aren't you?
Yes. And, of course, to help give cycling in London and the issues surrounding it a higher profile too.
Can't you think of something more useful to do?
No. If you want to suggest something, mail me or check out the guestbook, or suggest something to go on the fence.
Aren't you worried about the landlord taking action?
Yes. As a rule, I am scared of my own shadow. However, the notice doesn't mention pans, ironing boards, or kettles, and I don't cause any damage, so...
What do you hope to achieve?
Nothing. The landlord put up the sign on the day of a tube strike because he or she can. I am doing this because I can.
What if they take the notice off?
I shall carry on doing this longer than anyone would have ever dreamed possible.
Are you making any money out of this web site?
Are you having a laugh?
Are any of these questions real ones?
No. Mail me with any real ones.
What's 'A good idea at the time productions' that we can see at the foot of each page?
I don't know, I just made it up - I bought www.agoodideaatthetime.co.uk though, just in case.
Are you one of those cycle lobbyists/communists/animal liberation frontists?
No. I am just trying to get to work!

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That darn fence
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Fence Diary

*THATCHER*
Great news
10-June-2002

On yer bike
08-May-2002
Fencemaster
25-March-2002
Faux Pas
18-February-2002
Insolvent
31-January-2002
Jehovah
24-January-2002
Grrrr
22-January-2002
This is the year
14-January-2002
Bike
06-December-2001
*WITNESS*
Amish
29-November-2001
POINTLESS GAME!
29-November-2001
Shoes - YES shoes
01-November-2001
Tiger - Grrrrrr
30-October-2001
No Sign
15-October-2001
Terrible
05-October-2001
Deer
27-September-2001
*GOD HELP US*
Bank
26-September-2001
Toast
24-September-2001
Chopper
17-September-2001
Friday
14-September-2001
Westminstar
07-September-2001
*PET DEATH*
Poor Henry
03-September-2001
Spiderman
30-August-2001
Imagine
28-August-2001
Weymouth
13-August-2001
Madonna
09-August-2001
*CALAMARI*
Tapas
08-August-2001
Girls, girls, girls
07-August-2001
*TERRIBLE WAR*
Erich Maria Remarque
03-August-2001
Lamppost
03-August-2001
Reginald Perrin
19-July-2001
*POP STAR*
Sting

17-July-2001
Where's my dog?
12-July-2001
*DANGEROUS*
The Fruit Room
06-July-2001
Caught
06-July-2001
Where's my bike?
25-June-2001
Stolen
22-June-2001
Landlord ups the ante
19-June-2001
Iron Maiden
15-June-2001
*IT BEGAN HERE*
Wife worries about fence obsession
04-May-2001