What's
wrong with you?
Why are you locking various things to a fence? |
Well,
it seemed like a good idea at the time. But
do check out the full
story if you haven't already.
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| But
surely you are just being an annoying nuisance... |
Whoever
put the sign up is being a nuisance. I am just
trying to get to work, which is hard in London,
and keep an eye on my bike.
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| Have
you tried to contact the landlord and discuss
it? |
Yes,
right away and in writing, unsuccessfully.
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| Where
do you lock your bike now? |
Somewhere
else.
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| You
are just locking things to the fence to attract
attention to yourself aren't you? |
Yes.
And, of course, to help give cycling in London
and the issues surrounding it a higher profile
too.
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| Can't
you think of something more useful to do? |
No.
If you want to suggest something, mail
me or check out the guestbook,
or suggest
something to go on the fence.
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| Aren't
you worried about the landlord taking action? |
Yes.
As a rule, I am scared of my own shadow. However,
the notice doesn't mention pans, ironing boards,
or kettles, and I don't cause any damage, so...
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| What
do you hope to achieve? |
Nothing.
The landlord put up the sign on the day of a
tube strike because he or she can. I am doing
this because I can.
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| What
if they take the notice off? |
I
shall carry on doing this longer than anyone
would have ever dreamed possible.
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| Are
you making any money out of this web site? |
Are
you having a laugh?
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| Are
any of these questions real ones? |
No.
Mail
me with any real ones.
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| What's
'A good idea at the time productions' that we
can see at the foot of each page? |
I
don't know, I just made it up - I bought www.agoodideaatthetime.co.uk
though, just in case.
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| Are
you one of those cycle lobbyists/communists/animal
liberation frontists? |
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No.
I am just trying to get to work!
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